Heisting Squirrel Heists Things

Heisting Squirrel is in the big city! What will he heist and where?!

November 11, 2012 at 8:02pm
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What’s this doing in the bathroom at Olive Garden-
NO, HEISTING SQUIRREL!
YOU CAN’T HEIST THAT! 

6:18pm
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Anonymous said: Im going to my first rave can you help me out. What to wear? What not to do? What to stay away from? Survival tips? Thank you so much.

Well, wear kandi. If you just have a little people will see you’re new and throw the stuff at you to help you out. The stuff is pretty neat.

Also neon colors. Neon and black.

Most of my party experience is moshing- and I have brought up the punk/mosh/hipster culture around ravers before and they are convinced hipsters are the scum of the world. So don’t talk about that.

Don’t worry about being stupid, just dance.
(That pretty much applies to any dancing).  

November 10, 2012 at 11:01pm
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No, don’t heist Ponyo! Bad Heisting Squirrel!

10:01pm
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Heisting Squirrel wants raver kandi!
No ecstasy for you, remember that!

4:02pm
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Heisting squirrel, you can’t drive the car!
(Homestuckheist?)

3:59pm
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:U

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August 25, 2012 at 8:37pm
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Don’t heist my syllabus, Heisting Squirrel!

8:35pm
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Heisting Squirrel heisted my camera! What a bitch!

8:34pm
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Pokemon pillow is too big for a quick heist!

8:32pm
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No, heisting squirrel! Just because you’re at college doesn’t mean you get to use those!